Austin Carlile singing in his car
just bringing this back :)
when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
i hope betty white lives forever
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."
do you ever just feel like everyone close to you just fucking hates you